Actual full form

Do we know actual full form of some words ? ? ?

News paper =
North East West South past and present events report.

Chess =
Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

Cold =
Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

Joke =
Joy of Kids Entertainment.

Aim =
Ambition in Mind.

Date =
Day and Time Evolution.

Eat =
Energy and Taste.

Tea =
Taste and Energy Admitted.

Pen =
Power Enriched in Nib.

Smile =
Sweet Memories in Lips Expression.

SIM =
Subscriber Identity Module

etc., =
End of Thinking Capacity

OK =
Objection Killed

Or =
Orl Korec (Greek Word)

Bye =
Be with you Everytime.

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